It’s been a busy few weeks, and that promises to continue. I spent the past weekend in Florida for a writer’s conference – there are real people behind all of those magazine stories and books you read! It was nice to meet some. Here are a few things I discovered while gone:
- If you fly home from Florida the likelihood of being seated in the center of an extended family with a passel of kids all hopped up on Mickey Mouse is very good.
- If you leave a chore-like project for your kids to accomplish while your gone, the odds are not nearly as good.
- Jockeys must be light so as not to be too much for the horse to carry. UPS drivers must be able to lift a certain number of pounds. Flight attendants really ought to be able to fit down the aisle without bumping passengers every time they go by.
- Some people just really think they’re something. I think they should get over it.